{"id":132,"date":"2008-04-19T01:43:47","date_gmt":"2008-04-19T01:43:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/amperzen.com\/blog\/?p=132"},"modified":"2008-04-19T13:36:15","modified_gmt":"2008-04-19T13:36:15","slug":"in-the-things-i-never-expected-to-knit-category-a-liver-and-two-boobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amperzen.com\/blog\/in-the-things-i-never-expected-to-knit-category-a-liver-and-two-boobs\/","title":{"rendered":"In the things I never expected to knit category &#8212; a liver and two boobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/2008\/knit_gen\/boobs_n_liver.jpg\" alt=\"Knitted Liver and two boobs\" align=\"right\" border=\"4\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" \/>I was at a meeting a week or so ago and a friend mentioned that they&#8217;re doing a fund raising party for cancer and calling it <em>Liver for Boobs<\/em>.  Raising money for breast cancer research is something that I&#8217;m committed to since I was diagnosed with breast cancer six years ago. While mine was found very early and I just had a lumpectomy, my mother and my uncle both had to have mastectomies.   So, before I knew what I was doing, my mouth opened and I said, &#8220;I can knit you a boob or two and maybe a liver for your event.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then I get home and the panic sets in.  What was I thinking.  A quick search found a pattern for a boob but it couldn&#8217;t be sold, only made for personal use &#8212; wasn&#8217;t sure whether fund raisers counted so gave it a pass (Yes, I know I should have checked but I was under a deadline here).   I looked at the photo and decided it couldn&#8217;t be that difficult, after all I&#8217;ve got two of my own to build a design on. In the past, I&#8217;ve done several circular objects: hats, tea cozies, bowls (felted), so the basics should be the same.  I ended up making two different ones, each in one piece using the top down sweater increase only knitting one row and decreasing 6 stitches or increasing 6 stitches in the next round depending on whether I was knitting up to the fold or decreasing down to the forward tip.   (In the first you can see I tried increasing and decreasing on each row but I didn&#8217;t like the swirl that it made so on the second I did the increase and decrease ever other row and then spaced them randomly to get smoother look.<\/p>\n<p>For the liver I found a pattern, which for some reason (probably the migraine I had the day I made it) I totally misread the pattern and did it back and forth instead of in the round.  Because of that it was in garter stitch so then I had to keep it that way when I did figure out it should be in the round.  But by then it was a lot of short rows so I could cope with keeping the garter stitch with an occasional stockinette row popping up here and there. Figure we&#8217;ll explain that the liver is from too much drinking to raise money &#8212; moderation in all things, etc., etc., and so forth.  It&#8217;s not much of a liver, but that&#8217;s my fault &#8212; but it was for a good cause and if I ever knit another one, I&#8217;ll try to time it for a non-migraine\/headache day &#8212; though duress does make for some interesting and weird results.\u00a0 Someday I figure I might make a liver using the pattern as written to see what it would really look like &#8212; this one is only an approximation of a liver &#8212; if you squint.<\/p>\n<p>So, I finished my promised boobs and the liver so they could have visuals at the party. Hopefully, they&#8217;ll have fun and raise money for a good cause.  It was the least I could do since I don&#8217;t drink.  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