{"id":26,"date":"2007-11-15T22:36:28","date_gmt":"2007-11-15T22:36:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/amperzen.com\/blog\/?p=26"},"modified":"2007-11-15T22:49:17","modified_gmt":"2007-11-15T22:49:17","slug":"the-bigger-they-are-the-harder-the-fall-or-something-like-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amperzen.com\/blog\/the-bigger-they-are-the-harder-the-fall-or-something-like-that\/","title":{"rendered":"The bigger they are the harder the fall &#8212; or something like that&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We had a bit of excitement this morning. Just about 2 minutes after my husband left for work, I heard a big thump sound that was very reminiscent of the thump of the trees that came down during Hurricane Isabelle a few years back.  The problem was that at 7am there&#8217;s not that much light and it was pouring out with a fairly stiff breeze.<\/p>\n<p>About 30 minutes later, I looked out all the windows again and thought I saw a dark mass on the road below our driveway.  So, buttoning up and bring my heavy leather work gloves, I set off down the drive.  About 50 feet from the end of our driveway several branches had come down out of the trees.  The trees here in Maryland are tall, I mean they&#8217;re really tall, most are taller than our 3 story house &#8212; just for reference.  So when a branch comes down in a storm (and today&#8217;s storm was pitifully weak) they often shatter and break up.  I cleared off a lot of the smaller branches and bits and pieces but some of them were 9 to 12 feet long and about 6 inches in diameter so there was no way I could move them off the road.  I called my husband and explained the situation to warn him when he came home.<\/p>\n<p>Now a bit of explanation, we live on 5 acres about a quarter mile from the main road.  The road the branches came down on is a dirt farm road that connects the four houses on it to the main road. This dirt road doesn&#8217;t get plowed, doesn&#8217;t get garbage pick up and is usually one of the last fixed if\/when we lose power.  So, since the branches only meant that the people in our house and the one just a bit farther up couldn&#8217;t get home until the blockage was cleared.  My husband was at work, and the neighbors usually left about the same time he did &#8212; so I assumed the neighbors were gone too. Me, I work from home.<\/p>\n<p>Bit later I hear a car out front, look out, and see the neighbor&#8217;s car backing into our drive to turn around to head back to their house. Hmmm.  This might be a problem since the HE neighbor always goes in earlier, this must mean the SHE is stuck.  So, I&#8217;m dithering about walking up to her house because I think the two of us might be able to clear the blockage but then,\u00a0 it&#8217;s also possible that she&#8217;ll just take a day off &#8212; so dither, dither. Then the car comes back down the road, and I hear the door slam and a chain saw.<\/p>\n<p>Well, a chain saw &#8212; I wouldn&#8217;t have dared try starting ours; they scare the heck out of me.  But, I bundle up again and head down to see if I can help.  It turns out, HE had a late day today.  She&#8217;d already left for work.  So, he cut the chunks up,  I moved the smaller ones, he got the bigger ones, and in about 5 minutes it&#8217;s all cleared up.<\/p>\n<p>Hubby comes home expecting to have to chain saw his way home and clear for the neighbors to find it&#8217;s already been done.  So, it was a nice neighborly day of mutual help and cooperation.  I really love living in the country &#8212; even if the trees throw their branches at us.  Now if I could solve the falling leaf problem&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had a bit of excitement this morning. Just about 2 minutes after my husband left for work, I heard a big thump sound that was very reminiscent of the thump of the trees that came down during Hurricane Isabelle a few years back. 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