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It started snowing last night.\u00a0 We made it home from a WSFA meeting.\u00a0 Of course the usual 45 minute ride took slightly over 2 hours and had its moments of sliding and slipping but nothing too bad.\u00a0 We did meet a nice woman who couldn’t get her car up the hill because she didn’t have front wheel drive.\u00a0 She warned us of the abandoned car at the crest.\u00a0 We made it up with no problem and finally got home.\u00a0 Slow and steady seems to help even non-turtles get where they’re going.<\/p>\n
But, that experience last night on the way home was what fed our unbelievably silly actions today.\u00a0 Pride goeth before a\u00a0 fall and while we didn’t fall — well we did slip and slide and have lots of other adventurous stuff happen.\u00a0 You see … we’d sold some books on Amazon and we thought we could mail them out on time if we did it today.\u00a0 The snow didn’t look that deep.\u00a0 Really, it didn’t– maybe a foot.<\/p>\n
Well, dressed and packed and in the car, we started out.\u00a0 We’d agreed if when we got to the real<\/em> road and it was not looking good we’d turn around and come back. Those of you who have been reading for a while know our mailbox is about a quarter mile from the house and that’s where the real<\/em> road is — the road that is our address. So off we started on our adventure.<\/p>\nWe got about 1\/2 way to the road when disaster struck. We hit ice beneath the snow and slide and fish-tailed and other fine movements of driving adrenaline surges. That stopped our slow and steady pace and we just never got it back. Hyperion walked back to the house for the garden shovel (we intended to buy two shovels while we were out, the one from last year had mysteriously vanished) and some gravel. He came back with the garden shovel and the stiff plastic broom and a bucket of gravel. He shoveled. I swept. We cleared out a large area around the car and under it.<\/p>\n
Seems the snow was deeper here — maybe 15 inches and it was dragging on the undercarriage of the car. You can probably guess the rest. An hour and a half later we’ve shoveled a good percentage of the road\/driveway maybe 30-40 feet (if added all together) and we haven’t really gotten enough stability and movement to turn around. I’m really dragging. We’re both soaked. So, we headed home — walking. Luckily only about 1\/6th of a mile. In snow which is by now 18 inches deep. Even walking in our tire tracks didn’t make it much easier.<\/p>\n
To shorten the story. We peel out of the wet clothes changed and got into dry things. Took a short break with hot chocolate and lots of hind-sight evaluations, head-shaking, sage but too late advice to each other, and the knowledge that we still had a car sitting out there in the driveway and not quite far enough over to let a snowplow (which we devotedly hope to engage tomorrow) to get by.<\/p>\n
After several rousing games of rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock– I got to stay home and do the wash and get supper started and Hyperion went out with shovel and a heavy heart to see about moving the car either into the tire tracks and home or far enough off to the side for the wished-for snowplow (if it can be made to appear) to get by. He didn’t have much time, we were losing the light and it was still snowing.<\/p>\n
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He managed to move it over. Get home and once again dry off and dress warm. We made Shepherd’s Pie — can’t think of a better comfort food item for today. It’s still snowing and is expected to all night tonight. [Photos taken this evening.]<\/p>\n
Tomorrow is another day. Maybe. More humbly, we’ll be able to retrieve the car. Find some real shovels and put this all behind us. Can’t believe we were this clueless. It must be the scent of Christmas just fogged our brains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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