{"id":960,"date":"2016-05-31T22:43:43","date_gmt":"2016-06-01T02:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/amperzen.com\/blog\/?p=960"},"modified":"2016-05-31T22:43:43","modified_gmt":"2016-06-01T02:43:43","slug":"im-sooooo-glad-may-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amperzen.com\/blog\/im-sooooo-glad-may-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sooooo glad May 2016 is over"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This past month has been one thing after another.  It seemed like I spent half the month in doctor&#8217;s offices or waiting for someone who was in for a procedure to drive them home.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m now taking an extra antihistamine and, for the last few days, it&#8217;s been making me feel like a zombie.  When asked a question there&#8217;s a significant pause while I have to parse the sentence and retrieve the answer.  <I>May make you drowsy<\/I>.  May make you sleep through your day with your eyes open and minimal functioning.  On the plus side the itching is nearly bearable but the headaches are back.<\/p>\n<p>The upshot is that the two magazine (SFRevu.com and GumshoeReview.com) are going to be up online on time but missing the reviews assigned to me.  Those reviews will be added in over the next few days as they&#8217;ll take me longer to draft, write, and edit.  It helps if you&#8217;re awake &#8212; or so I&#8217;ve been told.<\/p>\n<p>I missed Balticon this year also.  I got email with my program schedule and I wasn&#8217;t on anything as far as I could tell so, since I was feel crappy I decided not stay home and sleep.  Hopefully, next year May won&#8217;t jump on me with both feet.<\/p>\n<p>Enough whining from me.  But hopefully, I can get back to updating my blog regularly. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This past month has been one thing after another. 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